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Showing posts with label travel. Show all posts

08 February 2009

χταπόδι των Κυκλάδων

"The Greek earth opens before me like the Book of Revelations. I never knew that the earth contains so much; I had walked blindfolded, with faltering steps... The light of Greece opened my eyes, penetrated my pores, expanded my whole being."
- Henry Miller, "The Colossus of Maroussi" (1941)








We took a ferry from the mainland. Deck passage. Threw our bags down in a heap, threw ourselves on top of them and hunkered in for the long, slow voyage. The Cyclades were the island group we were heading for, out of Athens via the commercial port of Piraeus. Our specific destination, the small island of Ios. Only 11 miles long and six miles wide with a population of about 1,500 - a hilly, arid island rising out of the sapphire of the Aegean Sea.

It was a foggy journey, small islands and rock outcroppings appearing suddenly off to the side or almost in front of us. Nervously, we trusted the Greek sailors who had been plying these waters since antiquity to see us through. We sat out on the bow cross-legged and shared a bag of pistachios. The fog muted the sounds and our senses. We napped.

Eventually we pulled into the small harbor on Ios, disembarked, and made our way up the twisting staircases to the main village of Chora - no vehicles here, just stairs, narrow walkways, and donkey paths. We checked into a small room at a cheap, but decent hostel, and set out to explore the village. It was a beautiful town of whitewashed stone houses with bright blue painted doors and windows. We felt like we were walking through a fairy tale - everything clean and bright and perfect.

One evening we stumbled across a small cafe, set at the very top of the village overlooking the houses and the bay. No one was around and we wondered if it was open. We poked around a bit and eventually a wild-haired man with a twisted beard, a tank top, and short short cut-off jeans appeared and asked if we wanted to eat. We asked if the cafe was really open, and he laughed and bade us to sit down. We took a table out on the small deck - the view was spectacular and the sun was just beginning to set. We could see a ferry down below in the harbor.

He had no menus so we asked if he had Greek salad and calamari. His eyes lit up and he explained that he went diving every morning for fish and calamari and he had some that were caught just hours ago. We both ordered a big plate of the calamari and Greek salads to start with. Also a bottle of the fantastic Greek resinated wine, Retsina.

Soon the salads arrived and we were in heaven. Such fresh produce, such thick ornery squares of fresh, handmade feta, locally pressed olive oil. The tomatoes and peppers were ripe to bursting with wholesome flavor and the romaine, onions, and cucumbers had a fresh crunch that was unequalled. The warm homemade pita bread pushed it over the top. Eventually the calamari arrived and we were treated to one of the best meals in my lifetime. We marveled at the juicy texture and light coating on the octopus. We were both fans of calamari, but neither of us had ever experienced anything like this. A squeeze of lemon and we were in heaven.

Crazyman cleared our plates and asked if we needed anything else. We looked at each other and I knew RJ was thinking the same thing as I was - how often would ever find ourselves in a position like this again? The setting, the warm breeze off the bay in the twilight, and the amazing food - we had to do it. We both ordered an exact repeat performance: another two Greek salads and another two orders of calamari. The man laughed and jumped around and ran off to start them. He brought us back some Ouzo and three glasses to which we all splashed a bit of water and lifted our glasses to each others health. The bitter anise-flavored liquor warmed our bellies and was a perfect apéritif to begin our second dinner as the stars began to burn in the night skies.

We stayed on the island almost a week, most days lounging on the beaches, swimming, snorkeling, hiking through the hills, and reading under the shade of the olive trees. The nights were a bit more hedonistic - the island a magnet for young travelers from across the globe. A few nights RJ didn't make it back to the room at all.

So enamored was I of the beauty of the Greek salads, that one day before we left I had one for breakfast, one for lunch, and one for dinner - that was all I ate all day, just Greek salads. It was bliss. Pure bliss.

KJT - Ios, Greece (1998)
(translation: Octopus of the Cyclades)

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17 January 2009

Guinness in the Caribbean

“I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.”
– Susan Sontag, American author, filmmaker, philosopher (1933-2004)





I was in a bar. Nursing a cocktail. Not unusual in and of itself. However, the old real estate adage rang true: location, location, location.

The bar was a too plastic and steel 'fun zone' near the beach in Freeport, the Bahamas. Certainly not my usual watering hole. It was about 1:30 in the afternoon. Certainly not my usual hour of imbibing. I was drinking a rum and coke. Certainly (certainly) not my usual cocktail.

As a general rule, I like just about everything that is brewed, vinted, or distilled. Sambuca? Love it. Pernod? Absinth? I have a bottle of each at home. Fernet? Definitely. And it goes without saying that your gins, vodkas, tequilas, whiskeys (particularly Irish whiskeys), beers in all their various forms, and wine, port, sherry, and cognac are close friends of mine. And then there's rum. Crazy ol' rum. For some reason rum falls to the very bottom rung on the ladder of libation for me. I think it's because it's such a sweet liquor. I'm generally a fan of savory over sweet. Don't put sugar in my espresso (or milk for that matter), and I'll pass up the dessert for the appetizer just about every time. (Unless the dessert is a cheese plate.)

So back to our story. I'm drinking rum. Strange. It's because although it's my last choice of alcohol, that still doesn't mean that I don't like it. I just happen to like, well, just about everything else a little (or a lot) more. But one thing I do love to do, is drink the local drink (and eat the local food) of the particular place that I'm traveling through. So in the islands - it was all about the rum. Good enough for me. And as an aside - I love Mojitos! Give me mint with anything and I'm happy.

Again, I digress...

I was in a bar. Drinking rum. In the Bahamas. Stacie and I had taken a cruise - a first for both of us. Probably something we won't ever do again. It was nice enough, but it was about the exact opposite in every way of how I prefer to travel. I enjoy having a very loose itinerary, and playing most everything by ear. Find a place to stay when you get to where you feel like staying. Stay as long or as short a time as feels right. Move on, or not, at your whim. A cruise is all about structure, schedules, and deadlines. It was relaxing at times, and I enjoyed staring out to sea in the night with the moon out above the dark water - hypnotized. But the schedules, man, they're soul-crushing on a cruise. And if you miss your deadline, it's not like you can catch the next train or bus - your boat is gone jack.

Stacie was getting her hair braided. We both knew it was a rip-off, but it was something she wanted to try. At that time she had long, luxurious red hair that reached almost to her ass. That was a lot of braids. This took an inordinate amount of time. So there I was in a bar in Freeport in the Bahamas drinking rum in the middle of the afternoon by myself. A minor annoyance was that there was not a bar nearby where Stacie was getting her hair braided. I had to walk through a couple different neighborhoods, across a long, empty, souless, weedy parking lot, and then through another neighborhood to get to the nearest bar. But I like to persevere...

So I would have a drink, and then make the long walk to check on the progress. Progress was slow. (Progress was glacial). So I made many trips back and forth, the long walk this way and the long walk that way.

The first time I had crossed the parking lot I had noticed three guys sitting under one of the few random trees in the acres of baking pavement. It so happened that I had to walk directly past them to get to and from the bar. The first time I passed we all gave each other the ubiquitous 'head nod' of acknowledgment. They appeared to be locals, and if I had to guess were roughly my age or a bit younger.

My second pass, one of the three asked the now familiar question that I'm faced with most places I travel. "Smoke?" he inquired. Meaning pot. I must look sketchy. Where ever I travel, I'm always asked in a quiet, under-the-breath way if I'm in need of anything to smoke, snort, or shoot. I realize I'm far from the only person these guys are trying to sell to... but man, it's a constant thing.

"Smoke?"

I just shook my head and kept walking. I used to partake in various and sundry forms of, how shall we say it, mind and spirit altering substances from time to time. But that was back in high school and college. My main bad habits these days were good old alcohol, and perhaps a preponderance of caffeine. So I kept walking.

"Smoke? Blow?"

This was the next time past. Again I just shook my head. I entertained the thought that if these guys were sellers of much quantity of these drugs, then they quite possibly carried some kind of protection. The parking lot was vast. It could have been used for a Super Walmart. You could hardly see the other side and it took me all of fifteen minutes to cross it. And it was truly deserted. If they decided they wanted to see how much money I was carrying, there wouldn't be much I would be able to do about it. Gave one pause.

"Smoke? Blow? Pills?"

This was the third time past and when they saw me approaching they smiled a bit. Maybe more like a smirk. It was like a formality. They knew I would probably refuse, but they were wired to ask everyone that walked past, no matter what. So now it was a bit humorous, to all of us. I smiled and shook my head again,
"No thanks..."

"Smoke? Blow? Pills? Cid?"


They had broken out into big grins upon my approach. As did I, knowing what was going to be asked. I laughed.
"No thanks, man, I don't do that stuff anymore." They shrugged and smiled.

"Smoke? Blow? Acid?"

Stacie was just over half way through her braiding session, and I had made the walk to and from the bar now half a dozen times. At one end was a drink, at the other was a check on the hair progression. And in between was a goofy, funny ritual between myself and three Bahamian drug dealers. This time I stopped and laughed. Again, I said,
"I don't really do that shit anymore, but I'll tell you what... how about I buy some beer and come back and we knock a few back?" Their eyes lit up and they laughed. They said that would be great. It was hot out, and they had been out there for an hour and a half at least, with just the scrubby shade of one lone palm tree. I asked them what kind of beer they liked and the one who always spoke to me immediately blurted, "Guinness!" I laughed and agreed that this too was my favorite beer. Might not normally be my first choice in the hot tropical climes - but I'll drink that dark, rich goodness anywhere, anytime.

I walked back into the town and found a convenience store and bought a six-pack of Guinness in bottles. I returned to the parking lot and sat down on the ground with my new-found comrades. We cracked open the beers, clicked the necks together, and toasted each others health. I asked the main guy what his name was, and he said,
"Kevan" pronouncing it with a cool island flair. I almost choked on my beer and laughed. He asked why I laughed, and I told him that my name was Kevin too. He raised his bottle again toasting, and said, "Brothers!"

We drank the beers and talked for about half an hour. I went and checked on Stacie and she said she still had about another hour. I went back to the parking lot and we shared the last beer. Kevan asked me if I wanted to smoke as he pulled a joint out.
"Free" he smiled. So we sat under a palm tree in the Bahamas and smoked up, talking of politics, of travel, of books, and of beer. It turned out Kevan was quite intelligent, but I never felt the right place to ask him about his occupation. After a bit he asked if I was getting hungry? Duh? So he told me of a great little place that was close, cheap, and some of the best food on the island. Sounded great to me.

He led us across the parking lot and down a couple alleys and into another deserted parking lot. Pot paranoia made me think just for a moment,
"Is this where they take my money at knifepoint?" He stopped at a small, wooden shack. It had a pass-through window in the front and one door in the back. It was only about four feet square and maybe eight feel tall. He explained that the guy who ran the shack dived every day and caught the fish and brought them here alive. His wife made fresh bread every morning. He pointed to a large bucket of water on the floor of the shack. Swimming around in it where brightly colored fish, a little bigger than the size of my palm. Kevan held up two fingers and the guy grabbed two fish out of the bucket. He made a couple slices on each side with a sharp knife, and rubbed a dry spice mix into the cuts - then dropped the fish into the hot oil. While they were cooking he cut huge slices of the fresh bread and scooped a big piece of butter onto each. The fish were done shortly and put on the plates next to the bread. I offered and paid and we sat down under some trees. The skin of the fish peeled back revealing tender, white, succulent meat underneath. The moist hotness and flavor of the spice rub was unreal. I wolfed it down, along with the ambrosia-like bread. I thanked Kevan profusely for this wonderful, unexpected bounty. I knew I had to have Stacie try this fantastic meal.

I walked back to where she was just finishing up her braiding and told her of my adventures. She rolled her eyes and laughed, but was intrigued with the fish. We went back to the shack and we each had another plate of fish and bread. On her first bite her eyes opened wide and she smiled.
"This is the best fish I've had since I left Texas over 10 years ago," she gushed. We all laughed. After the meal, and a couple more beers with Kevan we had to head back to the ship (deadlines).


We had some great meals on the cruise, but the fish at that little shack in the corner of a deserted parking lot on the wrong side of Freeport with a couple of drug dealers was by far the best food of the whole trip.



KJT - Freeport, The Bahamas (1999)
(Top picture is myself and Kevan, taken by Stacie;
bottom pic I'm drinking rum from a 'rum pipe' and smoking a Cuban cigar -
and Stacie is showing off her braids)

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06 December 2008

Journey to Verdun, part 2

"And there went out another horse that was red: 

and power was given to him that sat thereon 
to take peace from the earth, 
and that they should kill one another: 
and there was given unto him a great sword." 
(Second of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse - War) Book of Revelation 6:4





After the long journey from Paris, the train finally pulled into the station.

The city of Verdun was built along a shallow valley of the Meuse river, with gradual bluffs climbing up on either side of it. Under the reign of Charlemagne it was part of his Frankish empire. After his death it, and the area now known as Lorraine were given to his grandson Lothair in the Treaty of Verdun in 843. From the 10th to the 11th centuries a series of walls and towers were built which would eventually encircle the whole town. The city and surrounding countryside would change hands many times through the centuries, swapping from Frankish to Prussian control and back. In 1552, the French King Henri II occupied Verdun, Metz and Toul, marking the beginning of majority French rule. From 1624 to 1636 Henri IV's engineers built a fortified 'city' into the high bluff in the center of Verdun: La Citadelle Souterraine (the Underground Citadel).

Two reinforced forts stand on a bluff overlooking the river valley near the city, Fort de Douaumont and Fort de Vaux. These combined with La Citadelle Souterraine made the area one of the strongest in the French line of defense at the start of the Great War in 1914. The German armies wisely skirted these defenses and crossed the Meuse on the left bank in their bid to reach Paris. The Battle of the Marne halted this advance. Throughout 1914-1915 the two countries fought for control of the high ground, and as the front lines stabilized the armies dug underground trenches to try to get some protection from the constant shelling and machine gun fire. In an effort to outflank each other, both armies began to extend their trench lines in each direction, north and south - the race to the sea. Eventually this resulted in a series of trenches stretching from the English Channel in the north, down through Belgium, France, and ending near the border of Switzerland in the far south. Roughly 400 miles...

At daybreak on February 21, 1916 the Germans turned 1,225 guns on Verdun in an attempt to break this stalemate. By February 25th Fort de Douaumont had fallen, and in June Fort de Vaux also fell into German hands. The French still held the high ground of the hills called Mort-Homme (Deadman) and Cote 304, defending the city and preventing the Germans from actually taking Verdun itself. With help from their colonial Moroccan troops, the French retook Douaumont in October. By November 2nd Fort Vaux was back in French hands, and the battle of Verdun ceased - for a time. In 1917 the hills of Mort-Homme and Cote 304 were taken by the Germans, and the city would surly haven fallen but not for the reinforcement of American troops in 1918. On November 11, 1918 an armistice was signed in a railroad car in the Compiègne Forest, ending the actual fighting between nations. Seven months later, in June 1919, The Treaty of Versailles was signed in the Hall of Mirrors in the great French chateaux - formally ending World War I (and unwittingly laying the very seeds for World War II).

With all this swirling around my head, I made my way from Gare de Verdun into the city proper under a cold drizzle. At the Porte de St. Paul I turned right and walked past Rodin's actual bronze statue "La Defense," showing the agony of triumph in bloody battle. I crossed the Meuse and stopped at La Monument aux Enfants de Verdun (Monument to the children of Verdun) - a huge statue of five French soldiers, one from each of the French armies in full military dress, standing shoulder to shoulder - their chests forming an impassable wall.

I made my way into downtown, hoping to pay for a tour of the battlefields and monuments. At the tourist office I was informed that there were "no more English tours." Of course. It was a re-occurring theme that had followed us almost every step of our European journey. Where ever we went, the tours given in English had either been the day before we arrived, the day after we departed, or had been canceled or were non-existent. "Ce n'est pas possible" (It's not possible) - this was another common phrase we heard far too often.

Frustrated, I bought a ticket to get into La Citadelle Souterraine, and took a mildly cheesy, but still respectable tour of the underground city - still laid out as it had been during the Great War. I still longed to walk through the forts and battlefields and decided to try to walk and hitchhike. The forts are about 10km from the city and I began trudging through the mud and rain, fields and ditches. After about half an hour a car pulled up as I held my thumb out. I managed to get my point across that I wanted to go to the battlefields, and the kind old man behind the wheel acquiesced.

He let me off near the Mémorial Ossuarie (the Ossuary), near Fort de Douaumont. The memorial houses the remains of 130,000 unknown French and German soldiers who died during the battle. Small windows open on alcoves containing the bones. A sobering site. The day was now dark grey and windy, as rain slashed sideways. To the north, I walked to Les Tranchées des Baïonnettes (The Trench of Bayonets). On June 12th, 1916 a part of the French 137th Infantry Regiment was caught under heavy bombardment as they huddled in their trench. After the battle cleared it was discovered that the entire trench had been covered in with earth from the explosions and just the tips of the soldier's bayonets could be seen sticking up out of the ground. They had been buried alive, standing, still holding their guns. A concrete memorial now housed this gruesome reminder of the horrors of war.

By now it was pissing rain and the wind was howling and I was soaked and a bit miserable. I caught another ride back to Verdun where I stepped into a small café and shivered to the bar. I asked for an espresso and as the bartender was preparing it he poured me a small glass of cognac. Smiling as the liquor warmed my belly and the coffee perked me back up, I made my way back through the rain to the train station. I would soon be back in Paris. C'est Possible! (It is possible).
KJT - Verdun, France (1998)

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27 November 2008

Journey to Verdun, part 1

"Ils ne passeront pas..." 

("They shall not pass..." - from the Order of the Day, 23 June 1916)
- Robert Georges Nivelle (1856 - 1924), 
French artillery officer and Commander the French Second Army at Verdun


I rolled over and stared at the window. It seemed awfully light out. I could hear cars and trains and people talking on the street below. I grabbed my watch and looked at the time. 7:55am. My heart missed a beat. I was supposed to catch the 8:18 train. I jumped into my clothes, grabbed my backpack and shot out the door. Luckily our hostel was just across the street from the métro stop Barbès-Rochechouart. I could hear the Metro pull into the station as I ran up the steps. I scrambled onto the platform just as the warning buzzer sounded and I leapt on as the doors closed behind me.

Gare de l'Est was only two stops away, and that was made in good time. I ran through the station, dodging people, jumping to the next platforms, scanning the boards for the train I needed heading east. The decidedly 19th-century mechanical "tick-tick-tick" sound of the destination board updating added to my anxiety. I saw my train just as it started to rock, shudder, and move forward. I grabbed a handle and pulled myself aboard as it began to pull away. If I had needed to stop and buy a ticket I would have missed it, but I had my Eurail pass and so I settled back to catch my breath and enjoy the journey. So much for my plans of getting up early, having a nice breakfast with lots of espresso, and then making my way to the train station at a leisurely pace.

We made our way out of the capital, the tracks playing out under the avenues and beneath the ancient buildings, eventually leaving Paris proper and then the suburbs behind. I bought a coffee, a Toblerone, and a baguette from the man with the food cart. After a brief stop to switch trains at Châlons-sur-Marne (today called Châlons-en-Champagne) I was soon headed toward my destination.

The French countryside, between the Marne river and the German border, was rolling hills. Vast fields of deep blue-green grass and endless stretches of bright yellow field-flowers broken up by intermitent waterways and canals that followed beside us, chasing the tracks and crossing under and back. The hills rose to high bluffs and then dropped into low valleys of geometric farmlands. The sky was overcast and a misty rain fell, wetting the grasslands and the windows. To the north were the vestages of the Ardennes forest, and to the south the forest of Argonnes. Some of the deeper valleys were cloaked in a low fog, wisps snaking between the trees, giving the landscape an ethereal, dreamy quality. In the distance an old, stone farmhouse had a light in one window and smoke curling from the chimney.

I had decided to leave RJ in Paris while I made a day-trip to a place that had held morbid fascination to me for years. Being a history buff I was particularly enamored of the period at the end of the 19th century through the two world wars, and especially the World War I era. The battles of the Marne, Ypres, Passchendaele & Flanders Fields, and the Somme had captivated me from reading about them as a young boy through studying them in college. The most terrifying battle of the war could be summed up by one cryptic, chilling word:
"Verdun." Known as the 'Mincing Machine of Verdun' or the 'Meuse Mill', the battle of Verdun came to symbolize both the atrocious waste of the strategy of 'war of attrition' and the indescribable horrors of what would become known as The Great War.

Straddling the Meuse river not 50 miles from the German border, Verdun was 139 miles east of Paris and had been a key strategic city for over a thousand years. Attilla the Hun had been foiled at the gates of Verdun in the 5th century as his horde swept through Gaul from the Central Asian steppes. It became part of the Holy Roman Empire under Charlemagne in 843 A.D. In the 1600s it became the possession of the French, and was an important part of their defensive line after the Franco-Prussian War in 1870.

After 1914, once the war had bogged down into the stalemate of trench warfare and both sides dug in for the long haul, Verdun would again play a crucial role. In late February 1916 the Germans began a bombardment at Verdun that was to last through almost to the end December. Just in those short months almost half a million French and German lives would be lost in and around Verdun. The city's forts would be lost and recaptured, and by the end of the battle, as the guns finally fell silent for a time, the front lines had moved little. Because of the system of French troop rotation, nearly 75% of all French soldiers fought at Verdun at some point during the war. Heavy artillery, poison gas, and for the first time flamethrowers were put in use during the battle.

My train was taking me toward a city shrouded in history and steeped in human suffering...

To be continued...  Click here to see "Journey to Verdun, Part 2"

KJT - Verdun, France (1998)

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08 October 2008

Tejas Bound

"Out in the west Texas town of El Paso,
I fell in love with a Mexican girl..."
-Marty Robbins, "El Paso" (1959)


Well, Stacie isn't Mexican, she's a mix of Irish, French, and American Indian, and I didn't meet her in a west Texas town, I met her in a gay bar in Seattle... but I love, love, love that Marty Robbins song and it's about Texas and that's where Stacie is from... so... anyway, that's where we're heading. To hang with my in-laws for a few days, gorge on some Tex-Mex, some chili, some BBQ, drink some Shiner Bock, have some Blue Bell Creameries ice cream, and then creep up and stay with my sister for a couple days before heading back home. 
A mini-vacation. 
(And although I say 'meh' to the last couple decades of ZZ Top's music, their 70's stuff rocked. So there.)
KJT - Tejas (2008)

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07 October 2008

Joy Amidst Anguish:
An Impression of Cuba

"The body suffers more than the soul, 
because the soul can always find something to hang on to, 
a memory, a hope."
- Reinaldo Arenas, "Before Night Falls" (1992)




To me, the above quote encapsulates my impression of the Cuban people we met, spoke with, and drank with for nine days on our honeymoon in 2004. The neglect by the government and the poverty of the ordinary, working person was pitiful, but the people & their attitude were amazing. Resilient, optimistic, joyous, friendly, open, and profoundly real.

We drank in dark cafés and outdoor patios with whatever locals happened to be sitting next to us. Cigars and mojitos and Cuba Libres. A friendly conversation was always struck up. Everyone was more than happy we were Americans, and more than willing to sit and talk for hours. They especially loved to talk about baseball. We carefully guided the verse towards politics. No one would ever discuss Cuban politics (too dangerous), but to a person they all asked us, "Why did you vote for Bush?" And we would have to explain that we didn't vote for him and were as perplexed and vexed by his election as they were. "But he is so... dumb," they would say. ("How could you..." was the unstated coda.) We just had to shake our heads with wry smiles - it's a mystery to us too. How to explain the sense of disappointment and abandonment that we felt because of the so-called leadership of our country.

We befriended a local musician and spent a couple of evenings on outdoor terraces as his small band ran through their repertoire - a mix of island soul & jazz, son, and traditional Cuban songs. He was a teacher during the day, but had to work six nights a week from 7pm until after midnight in order to support his wife and son. We took his address and promised ourselves we would send him a "care package" of clothes, supplies, toys, etc. (Little did we know this would be next to impossible because of our government's policies).

Everywhere we went, people were smiling, holding hands, laughing. The pervasive poverty was crushing, yet the people had the best attitude towards life I've ever encountered. It was explained at one point that there was really no middle class. Everyone was in the same boat really, except for the upper politicians, so there was hardly any class resentment. People were poor, and had been poor for so long that they learned to live with it, live through it, and rise above it. They lived on an exquisite jewel set in the beauty of the Caribbean, the buildings were crumbling, yet still handsome and detailed Spanish colonial. The faded charm of Havana is akin to an aging and desperate Madrid or Lisbon or even Paris. The people celebrated what what they had, and tried (at least in public) not to worry too much about what they had not.

I raise my glass (of rum) to the beauty & goodness of the people of Cuba.
KJT - Havana, Cuba (2004)

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28 September 2008

Vegas Sucks:
Observations from Interbike

"Such a muddy line
Between the things you want,
and the things you have to do..."
- Sheryl Crow "Leaving Las Vegas" (1994)



1. Vegas Sucks.
I used to love Las Vegas. From the time I was 21 through about 27 or 28 years old. Now, not so much. I used to think Vegas was the epic party place (and it was/is) - 24 hours of debauchery: blackjack, roulette, craps, drinking all night, drinking all day, strip clubs, rock shows, no sleep, over-indulgence, etc. Now while I had a blast doing that, and I don't regret it, as I'm nearing 40, I find that it appeals to me less and less. Especially now that I've been to Las Vegas probably 11 or 12 times in the last decade and a half, five of those times just with Raleigh for Interbike. I can safely say I'm over it. The last four times I've visited the city I haven't gambled a penny, and I didn't have one hangover this entire trip - and there were plenty of opportunities. Walking through the casino on the way to the convention center every day, seeing the same sad, vacant people plugging money into the slot machines over and over left me with a depressed feeling. Because I live in Seattle I've gotten to where I take it for granted that there is no smoking inside. The smell and the smoke in the casinos and bars sucked. And don't get me started about the heat. 100 degrees at the end of September with no humidity - that sucks. You wince when you step outside, like you've been hit in the face with a hot cast-iron skillet. You have to use the air conditioner all the time, and that sucks too. 
Fake plastic city for fake plastic people.

2. Alaska Airlines Sucks.
They used to be a great airline, easily one of the best. I don't think I've flown on an Alaska Airlines flight in the last 5 years that has left on time - including both flights this jaunt. WTF?

3. Flying Sucks.
I don't like any of the other airlines either, and I have a special hatred for Southwest and their goofy, cattle-call boarding. Ridiculous. Flying gets you where you are going fast, but that is THE ONLY redeeming feature. I wish we had bullet trains in America. Please vote for that, California! (link)

4. Upper respiratory/Sinus Infections Suck.
Vegas hates me back. Not sure what it was, but from day one my sinuses were killing me, my nose was running, my throat felt like I had gargled broken glass, and I generally felt like shit all week. Friday night, the last night there, was really the only night I felt half-way decent. Was able to stay up till all hours and witness some extreme stupidity.

5. The Interbike Tradeshow went great for Raleigh. Our bikes rocked, our catalogs rocked, our graphics rocked, and everyone seemed pretty jazzed on all our stuff. The Raleigh Rainier Cross bike, with my graphics, really seemed to draw a lot of attention, even landing on the VeloNews website. (link)

6. I went to the CrossVegas Cyclo-cross race on Wednesday night, and that was a blast. Jeremy Trebon won, and Lance Armstrong raced. This was the second time I got to see him race live. (I was on the Champs-Élysées in Paris in 2000 when he won his second Tour de France.)

7. After the show wrapped up on Friday, our V.P. took about 20 of us out for a celebratory dinner at a restaurant called Rum Jungle in Mandalay Bay. The food was amazing - a full-on meat-o-rama. Unlimited skewers of spit-roasted meat carved right at the table. Marinated beef, bacon-wrapped chicken, chorizo sausage, habanero/mango-glazed turkey breast, roasted lamb chops, grilled jumbo prawns, bacon-wrapped scallops, and broiled salmon. The meal also came with a killer chop salad with a creamy mint-cilantro dressing, and Cuban rice, black beans and fried plantains. Epic feast.

8. More than ready to get back to my comfortable routine with Stacie and the dogs (just got back from a long walk with all of them).

9. After an entire week, I can't wait to get back on a bicycle.

10. I LOVE 64 degrees! Thank you, Seattle!
KJT - Las Vegas (2008) 
Lance photo: Kurt Jambretz/Action Images; Raleigh Rainier bike photos: Matt Pacocha.

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17 September 2008

Commuting

"Will I see you tonight,
on a downtown train..."
- Tom Waits, "Downtown Train" (1985)



For the past several months, since mid-June, I've been commuting to work by bike and train. I live in Seattle and work in Kent. Driving to work sucks because, well, driving sucks. And I found that riding the bicycle all the way in and then home every day was just a bit too tiring. It's a 38-mile ride, door-to-door, round-trip (19-miles each way) and by Friday I was shot (especially since that last full mile is all uphill). I discovered that Sound Transit started running one "reverse-commute" Sounder train from Seattle to Tacoma in the morning, and one returning in the evening. 

The first stop on this line is Tukwila, which is just under 4 miles from the Raleigh offices, so it works perfectly for me. I ride about 3 miles from the house, downtown to Union Station on the edge of Chinatown, put the bike on the train to Tukwila, and then ride the rest of the way into work. Do the opposite on the way home. It's about 13 miles of riding a day, plus I get to take the train, which is one of my simple pleasures anyway. They have a niche at the end of each train car with room to tie up two bicycles, so it's a really great system. It's only $6.50/day for the round trip, and I'm saving a ton of cash on gas. I've only filled up my tank 4 times since the middle of June, and I've only driven into work about 5 times - most of those being when I had to take Kaiser to the vet, or pick him up. If I drove every day I'd have to fill the tank about once every six days...

The detriment is that the one train I can take leaves Seattle at 6:10am, so I've been getting up at 5:00 every morning and leaving the house by about 5:45. Luckily, the powers that be have decided to add one more reverse-commute train to the line, so starting Sept. 22, I will be able to catch a train at 6:50am - which is really nice since I won't have to leave the house "in the 5's" anymore. Coming home I catch the 5:24pm and get in to Seattle about 5:40, ride back up the hill and finally home right around 6pm. They will add a second train in the evening which I could catch around 6:15pm if I had to work late or something, but I don't anticipate using that one very much.

I still try to ride all the way in, or home once a week or so - but it's been nice to have the train option.
KJT - Seattle (2008)

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03 September 2008

Quick Trip Up the Hill

"May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds."
- Edward Abbey, American naturalist/writer (1927-1989)


We caught an early (7:30) train from Venice to Bologna, Italy. Switched trains in Bologna for Rimini. In Rimini we took a bus out to the ancient principality of San Marino, a tiny, landlocked country completely surrounded by Italy in the Apennine mountains. The Republic of San Marino has the smallest population (29,000) of any members of the Council of Europe (it is not a member of the EU) and one of the highest GDP per capita in the world. San Marino has a land area of 23.5 square miles (in Europe only Vatican City and Monaco are smaller). It is the world's oldest constitutional republic, being founded on this day, 3 September, in 301 A.D. by a Christian stonemason, Saint Marinus.

We made our way up to the mountain-top capital, San Marino City. The view from Cesta, one of the Three Towers of San Marino on the highest peak of Monte Titano were spectacular, even in the hazy mid-morning sun. We wandered the small city, up and down the staircases and winding alleyways, and stopped for a small lunch of hard salami, cheese, and fresh bread. A shared bottle of wine, and then it was back down to catch the bus out and onward. Back into Italy proper and the continuation of our adventure.
KJT - Serenissima Repubblica di San Marino (1998)

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01 September 2008

Palermo, WTF?

"Nun c'era beddu lu putrusinu, c'ii lu'attu e ci piscio."
("It was not such beautiful parsley, 
and then the cat went and peed on it.")
- Sicilian Proverb



We stepped off the train directly into the Twilight Zone. This was supposed to be Palermo, Sicily, but it felt as though we were no longer on our home planet. One of RJ's songs began to echo in my head, "Bad Vibe..." how appropriate. There seemed to be an actual feeling of animosity in the air. An undercurrent of unfriendliness that was just barely discernible. Not a downright, open hostility, but a definite hint of unwelcome, of mean-ness.

I came with the idea of Mediterranean paradise: blue skies, sun, palm trees and beautiful sandy beaches. The world we entered upon leaving the train station was dingy, colorless and lifeless. The skies were overcast and forbidding, draped in what seemed like smog. The streets were dirty and rundown. Trash, refuse, paper, bits of broken gadgets mixed in a sea of human discard to fill the avenues and line the alleys and sidewalks.

We walked. The streets eerily devoid of life. The air felt heavy and oppressive. We had the unpleasant feeling we were intruding. The few people we passed seemed to stop what they were doing and stare at us. We slouched by, trying to fade into the scenery, to become transparent. We came to the "beach." The land ended and the sea began. Instead of the beautiful sandy beaches of my dreams there were huge blocks of broken concrete, each the size of an industrial refrigerator tumbling down into the water. Oil tankers were docked across the bay. To our right factories coughed smoke and soot into the grey skies. The water was grimy. Trash washed up over the concrete blocks and an unpleasant oder wafted towards us from the bay.

We walked on. Over oily, broken sidewalks littered with debris and animal droppings. The town felt old and very poor, used up and forgotten, dirty and depressing. We passed a small park with some lush growth and palms. We felt hopeful. We came upon an open-air marketplace. Outdoor food stalls lined the narrow cobblestone streets, selling a host of diverse foods. Here there was life. The market was jammed with people. A cacophony of strange sounds floated above. People haggling in rapid-fire Italian, yelling at and to each other. Sellers screamed the appeal of their goods. Cleavers fell on huge chopping blocks, parting gristle and bone. The noise was chaotic and the scene a jarring sensory overload. A serious, matronly woman fed pieces of raw animal flesh from her bloodstained fingers to her sniveling, rodent-like offspring. The whelps gulped down the bloody offerings with their drooling maws and rolled their eyes back in pure animal ecstasy. A retarded boy rode his bicycle, careening through the crowd, making motorcycle noises with his mouth at full volume and ramming into people. Most appeared unconcerned. Just another day in the life for Palermo. We slowly realized that people were starring at us. They knew we were foreigners. They seemed to sense our differentness here more than any place we had visited yet. We passed stalls with fresh squid, octopus and fish of endless varieties. Men with bloodstained aprons constantly hacked a multitude of meats with their big, heavy cleavers. At one stall a small boy was pulling the skin from a rabbit that was hanging upside down, effectively turning it's coat inside-out. We tried to buy cheese from two hard-looking men with beady, shifty eyes set close together under furrowed brows. We asked prices, they simply took the money out of our hands with knowing smiles and sideways glances. We left with a small piece of questionable cheese, surely paid for with a king's ransom.

Staying even the night was out of the question. We knew we wouldn't survive to see the dawn. We carefully made our way back to the station and purchased tickets for the next possible train to Rome, 8:30 that night, some four hours distant. We dropped our packs out of the way against a wall and hunkered down on them to wait. The seconds ticked by with agonizing slowness, it seemed time had surely stopped. We decided to buy postcards and send them from the station, in hopes that they would make it home in the event we did not. The authorities would have some place to start their investigation at least. Everything was closed. Sicily was conspiring against us. I walked a four or five block circuit around the station looking for any shops that were still open while D guarded our packs. Everything was closed and it soon began to get dark, ghouls and wraiths seemed to materialize out of the dusk. I hurriedly returned to the station. There, I watched the packs while D roamed the inside of the building in search of postcards. She eventually found some being sold from a cart owned by a man of questionable intelligence and negligent hygiene. His main items of commerce appeared to be videos of extremely homely men and women engaging in a smorgasbord of sexual acts with horses, dogs, mules and snakes. A fine, upstanding citizen. A definite asset to his community. We purchased the postcards, declined the videos.

The minutes passed slowly. D remarked that she had never seen so many cross-eyed people in one place. "Inbred," I muttered under my breath. A filthy, pregnant dog limped through the station, one eye closed and her tongue lolling. She stopped in the middle of the concourse, squatted slightly and urinated on the floor. Again, I observed no one who was not indifferent to this repugnant sight. Finished with her business, the mutt dragged herself onwards, her swollen teats swaying as she limped out of view.

A retarded man repeatedly came up to us, holding his crotch and picking his nose, trying to shake our hands. His pants rode up above his ankles, exposing yellowing, grimy socks. He wore an ancient plaid sports jacket whose sleeves were much too short. The jacket was filthy, stained and stiff with who-knows-what. He finally gave up trying to shake our hands. With a crooked grin and a rivulet of saliva hanging from the corner of his mouth he stumbled off to hug an unsuspecting old lady. Her husband began shouting and cursing at him. He pushed the retarded man away from his wife and began swatting at him with a folded newspaper. Suddenly uncertain, the cretin shuffled off.

Two old, derelict-looking men sat shoulder to shoulder on a bench beneath a tree-like plant. They were lovingly rubbing each others knees and drooling on themselves. One of them coughed suddenly and hacked up a wad of greenish-brown phlegm onto the floor at his feet. They smiled at each other with wide, empty, toothless grins; looking all the world like they had been lobotomized.

A teenage boy stumbled over to us, demanding a cigarette (we think). We were unsure if he was heavily drugged or just mentally distant. We tried to express that we, being non-smokers, had no tobacco. He frowned at us from behind heavy-lidded, vacant eyes. Angry, he repeated his request as he swayed in front of us. I tried to make it clear that we were no longer amused by this little charade. I stood up and stepped closer to him to emphasize my point. Myself being a good two feet taller than he, he stepped back and looked up at me with a surly expression. Abruptly he turned on his heel and stumbled off to pester someone new. I slumped back down on the packs. Would this night never end? D and I leaned against each other and observed the hostile Italian world with our backs up against the Palermo train station wall. 

A commotion arose. A pack of wild boys were harassing an old retarded woman. Calling her names, laughing and running around her in circles. She screamed at them and shook a scolding finger. They laughed again, pulling at her clothing and pushing her between them. Then they turned and ran out of the station, yelling and hooting with ignorant bravado. She continued to scream at them, long after they were out of earshot.

8:30 arrived like a blessing. We boarded the train with palpable relief, locked our cabin door, and made fast our exit.
KJT - Palermo, Sicily (1996)

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